Thursday, June 21, 2012

Purple Cows!

"I Never Saw a Purple Cow,
I Never Hope to See One,
But I Can Tell You Anyhow,
I'd Rather See Than Be One!"
by Gelett Burgess

"Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow" -
I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it:
But I can tell you Anyhow
I'll kill you if you quote it.”
-also by Gelett Burgess