Purple Cows!

"I Never Saw a Purple Cow,

I Never Hope to See One,

But I Can Tell You Anyhow,

I'd Rather See Than Be One!"

by Gelett Burgess

"Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow" -

I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it:

But I can tell you Anyhow

I'll kill you if you quote it.”
-also by Gelett Burgess