 A telemarketing job would drive me crazy.  But, it turns out, without even trying,  I'm able to provide some humor for these call center workers.
A telemarketing job would drive me crazy.  But, it turns out, without even trying,  I'm able to provide some humor for these call center workers.  I came home to a hilarious voicemail message yesterday that I’m saving to replay whenever I need a laugh!  
The message is basically an exchange between telemarketer #1 commenting to telemarketer #2. Telemarketer #1 called us, we weren’t home, and our voicemail engaged before she realized she hadn't hung up her phone (or headset?).  Now I have a great recording of their exchange.
Telemarketer #1 said:  "I would have said Nude-son and the lady’s message says Kanud-sen.”  Would you say Nude-son?”
Telemarker #2:  “Let see it.  Oh, yeah, I would say Nude-son too."  
Telemarker #1:  “Well, their machine said, ‘You have reached the Kanud-sens.'”  And then, the telemarketer erupts into a convulsive laugh.  
I had no idea the pronunciation of our last name, could evoke such a fit of laughter.  It’s probably a classic you-had-to-be-there story but it cracks me up every time I replay the message!  
Plus, I usually hate telemarketing calls and now I want to answer every phone call because I would definitely recognize her voice (and that crazy laugh).  Then, when she asks if she has reached the “Kanud-sens” (all proud that she’s got the name down), I’ll throw her a curve ball and say, “I’m sorry, this is the Nude-sons.” 
 
 
 
 
 
